SPC-001

Item #: SPC-001

Laconic Containment Procedures: A page declaring SPC-001 to be "Way Gnarly", followed by warnings and a large fractal shark based memetic kill agent. Essentially a parody of SCP-001's Containment Procedures.

Laconic Description: SPC-001 reimagines the SCP-001 slot into the SPC universe with a few humorous articles parodying SCP-001.

Additional Context: This hub and peppersghosts' article was originally written for the "Doomsday" competition and opened for public posting after the competition.

• CODE NAME: PeppersGhost - Charles Atlas Shrugged
• CODE NAME: Captain Kirby - Essential Fish Oils
• CODE NAME: UN - It's Lonely At The Top, says the article third from the top.