SCP-8==D-J

Item #: SCP-8==D-J

Object Class: Ticonderoga (Item cannot be contained but does not need to be contained)

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-8==D-J is to remain fully erect at all times.

Laconic Description: SCP-8==D-J is the Washington Monument, which is actually the penis of a subterranean entity.

Additional Context: SCP-8==D-J was made by team "Fifth Suit" (Department of Other) for Department-Con 2022.