SCP-8==D-J
Item #: SCP-8==D-J
Object Class: Ticonderoga (Item cannot be contained but does not need to be contained)
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-8==D-J is to remain fully erect at all times.
Laconic Description: SCP-8==D-J is the Washington Monument, which is actually the penis of a subterranean entity.
Additional Context: SCP-8==D-J was made by team "Fifth Suit" (Department of Other) for Department-Con 2022.
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