SCP-999-J

Item #: SCP-999-J

Object Class: Keter

Laconic Containment Procedures: None currently.

Laconic Description: An overweight male who is only wearing a speedo. He is capable of teleportation. It prefers to only teleport to occupied beds. Once on a bed, he will breathe heavily with his mouth open until the person he is in the bed with wakes up. He will then pull out something non-anomalous from his speedo.