SCP-999

Item #: SCP-999

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-999 can wander the site during daytime. Keep it fed and clean. Anyone who wants to can come visit.

Laconic Description: It's a big blob of orange slime. It's sentient but childlike, likes to tickle-wrestle, and will protect people in danger, even risking its own life. It lives on sweets, and hugging it cures depression.

It briefly cured SCP-682's omnicidal rage, but 682 recovered, broke out and killed everyone.

Additional Context: In the tale New Job, SCP-999 is classified as Thaumiel, and is actually SCP-231-7's child, and the only thing that can truly defeat the The Scarlet King.