SCP-871

Item #: SCP-871

Object Class: Keter

Laconic Containment Procedures: When a new instance of SCP-871 is created, three Class-D personnel will be forced to eat it.

Laconic Description: SCP-871 is a series of cakes of various shapes and sizes. Every day, each one of them will create another similar SCP-871 instance near it. These new instances can then create even more instances, and so on. The cakes cannot be destroyed in any way other than by consuming them, as they will immediately repair all other damage done to them. Once an SCP-871 instance is consumed, it will reappear 24 hours later.

SCP-871 poses a significant threat to humanity. If it gets out of the Foundation's control, it will render the Earth inhabitable within 80 days.