Item #: SCP-7997

Object Class: Keter

Laconic Containment Procedures: The Department of Procurement and Liquidation is to purchasing shares and debts of SCP-7997 as they become available.

Laconic Description: SCP-7997 is a company called the Brachistone Shoe Polish Company that ascended to the status of a deity. Employees of SCP-7997 are granted minimal devine abilities that can only be used to do their jobs more efficiently.

Additional Context: SCP-7997 was an entry in the SCP-7000 Contest, where it won 19th place.

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