SCP-7888

Item #: SCP-7888

Object Class: Thaumiel

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-7888 are to be applied liberally.

Laconic Description: SCP-7888 is a series of pataphysical phrases that decrease the creation rate of anomalies by telling the authors to take a break and not push themselves.

Additional Context: SCP-7888 was an entry in the SCP-7000 Contest, where it won 62nd place.