SCP-7785

Item #: SCP-7785

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: Do not read SCP-7785's file.

Laconic Description: SCP-7785 are fictional characters named Mr. Lengthwise and Mr. Longways who became real and killed their author. Anyone who reads the rhyme about them will then be stalked by them when they try to sleep. If you see Mr. Lengthwise's eyes or if you make any noise while Mr. Longways is nearby, they will kill you.

Additional Context: This article is written in the form of a poem featuring some really good artwork.