Item #: SCP-7503
Object Class: Argus (Item's containment is under the purview of a third party)
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-7503 is to be kept in a reinforced storage container at Site-77, which no Catholics are employed at.
Laconic Description: SCP-7503 is a skeleton dressed in ecclesiastic regalia which any Catholics within 5 meters of will begin to worship as a saint and pledge to return it to a mecha suit which is currently in the possession of the Horizon Initiative.
It was later discovered that there were multiple instances of SCP-7503 and that they originate from an alternate timeline where their version of the Catholic Church which incorporated the anomalous into its belief system has conquered the world.