Item #: SCP-6977

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Area-179 has been constructed around SCP-6977. The foundation is currently investigating the McDonalds Corperation.

Laconic Description: SCP-6977 is a playground attraction resembling the outdated McDonalds mascot Officer Big Mac that is sapient and eats any kids who enter it. SCP-6977 was originally a more humanoid anomaly before being turned into an object by Ronald McDonald (who also eats kids).

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