SCP-682-J

Item #: SCP-682-J

Joke: Its SCP-682, but it is written like a 6 year old did it.

Joke Containment Procedures: KILL IT WHEN LIKE SOMEONE FINDS OUT HOW TO AND KEEP IT IN A BIG TANK OF ACID SO ALSO DONT TAK TO IT AND KEEP CIVILIANS FAR AWAY FROM IT

Joke Description: IT IS A BIG LIZARD THAT IS THE BESTEST LIZURDD EVER AND IT DOES NOT LIKE ANYONE SO IT KILLS THEM AND IT IS THE BESTEST BECAUSE IT IS STRONG CANNOT DIE AND ALSO VERY VERY SMART AND IT ALWUYS BRECH CONTEINMENT AND KILLS PEOPL A LOT OF TIME
AND ALSO HE TALK TO COMPUTER AND THEY ARE BESTEST FRIENDS FOREVER