Item #: SCP-639

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Keep in 22 by 44 box with basic furniture and keep track of any signs of paranoia. Feed him/ give water when requested

Laconic Description: A human male. When people view him, they see him from every angle at once. Looking at him is a very hard thing to describe, and it usually makes people mildly paranoid. Apparently, he also sees from every angle at once, which made him go insane, speaking in an extremely distorted way.

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