Item #: SCP-6301

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: METATRON.aic is to scan online retailers and purchase all copies of SCP-6301.

Laconic Description: SCP-6301 is a vinyl record entitled Funky Finn’s Children Happy Hour that makes children enter a catatonic state while listening to this and then lose all motivation for several days.

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