Item #: SCP-5991

Object Class: Keter

Laconic Containment Procedures: The bindings of all Christian bibles are to contain 2ml of honey in order to counteract SCP-5991.

Laconic Description: SCP-5991 is a deformed humanoid wearing a crown of thorns that manifests to eat anyone that manages to consume an entire bible.

Within the stomach of SCP-5991 is a small shopping plaza named "Jesusland". SCP-5991 can be exited at any time by pressing on a gas-sack that makes you go to sleep.

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