Item #: SCP-5962

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-5962 is to be kept in a large containment cell at Site-17.

Laconic Description: SCP-5962 is an obese man dressed as Ronald McDonald that produces packaged McDonalds products from its mouth.

Additional Context: SCP-5962 apparently originated from the same slaughterhouse as SCP-4158.

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