SCP-593

Item #: SCP-593

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: Store SCP-593 under biohazard containment procedures. Anyone using samples has to be thoroughly decontaminated, and must wear a hazmat suit with a self-contained oxygen supply throughout testing.

Laconic Description: SCP-593 is a virus similar to measles or mumps that eventually makes survivors incapable of performing even rudimentary mathematics. Despite this, however, they don't seem particularly distressed by this handicap unless they're pressured to solve mathematical equations.