Item #: SCP-5882

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Usage of SCP-5882 is permitted. Anyone who complains about being overworked gets amnesticised.

Laconic Description: SCP-5882 is a phenomenon that allows foundation staff to go without sleep for extended periods.

Additional Context: Most of this article follows Director Ellie Macnamara's many attempts to get standard work hours from the O5 Council.

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