Item #: SCP-5875

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: All mail addressed to the Pataphysics Department is to be checked.

Laconic Description: SCP-5875 is a pataphysical group called the Good Times Resolution Club that sends mail to the foundation that transports its recipient mind into their pataphysical dimension, where they will be given a job by the SCP-5875 and, after they complete it, they will wake up and have mastered a new skill.

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