SCP-5787
Item #: SCP-5787
Object Class: Keter
Laconic Containment Procedures: Foundation web-crawling team ALPHA/CYAN/JOSEPH is to dispense information about the correct ordering method at Geno's Steaks.
Laconic Description: SCP-5787 is a phenomenon that effects people who are unable to correctly order from Geno's Steaks. They will be transported into a well-furnished room where they will be forced to consume a sentient orange mass known as the Glorious Wit-Witout.
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