SCP-5787

Item #: SCP-5787

Object Class: Keter

Laconic Containment Procedures: Foundation web-crawling team ALPHA/CYAN/JOSEPH is to dispense information about the correct ordering method at Geno's Steaks.

Laconic Description: SCP-5787 is a phenomenon that effects people who are unable to correctly order from Geno's Steaks. They will be transported into a well-furnished room where they will be forced to consume a sentient orange mass known as the Glorious Wit-Witout.