Item #: SCP-5734

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: A document containing SCP-5734 is to be kept in document storage at Site-290.

Laconic Description: SCP-5734 is a verb meaning both "to confer upon/bestow/gift" and "to poison/corrupt" that cannot be conjugated or used as a gerund. When this is attempted, it results in the reader no longer being able to properly conceive of all other concepts used in the sentence.

Additional Context: SCP-5734 was created by Dorothy Bradbury, the former protege of Thilo Zwist.

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