Item #: SCP-5417

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-5417 are to be stored digitally at Site-43.

Laconic Description: SCP-5417 is a series of horrific jazzercise videos called Cize Up created by Vikander-Kneed Technical Media that increase the body fat of anyone who watches them. It is hosted by a woman wearing a black burlap sack.

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