Item #: SCP-5321
Object Class: Apollyon Neutralized
Laconic Containment Procedures: Repopulate the universe.
Laconic Description: SCP-5321 was an event where every conscious entity in the universe became omniscient and became aware of every fact, even after death. People/consciousnesses born after the event also became omniscient. With this newfound infinite knowledge, humanity neutralized every SCP in existence except SCP-5321. Omniscience turned out to be really boring and life lost meaning.
All the omniscient minds meld together and basically kill themselves, to exploit a loophole and effectively destroy SCP-5321. Consequently, any consciousnesses born after their death will not be exposed to SCP-5321, and will retain non-omniscient "ignorance."
Before they went, they set an old artificial intelligence to wake up after they died and left it a message explaining what happened. They also left it everything it would need to restart life and non-omniscient consciousness on a universal scale.
The message saying all this is the article, and you are the A.I.
Additional Information: SCP-5321 was an entry in the SCP-5000 Contest, where it won 24th place.