SCP-5092
Item #: SCP-5092
Object Class: Keter
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-5092 is to be monitored at all times. The foundation is to make sure that the President scratches their nose
Laconic Description: SCP-5092 is an anomalous event that involves the president scratching their nose at 7:53 p.m. If the president does not immediately scratch their nose, 1 hour late a meteor designated SCP-5092-1 will hurtle towards the Earth, which will cause an XK-class end of the world scenario.
Additional Context: Donald Trump's status as a reality sink nearly caused the meteorite to destroy the world multiple times.
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