SCP-504

Item #: SCP-504

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-504 are to be kept in soundproof rooms and make sure they can't hear their guards. Don't let anyone use or misuse them, their seeds, etc. Try not to tell jokes around them, even if you think they can't hear you.

Laconic Description: SCP-504 is a species of tomato plant that spontaneously launches itself towards anyone nearby that makes a bad joke.