Item #: SCP-5004

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-5004-A is contained by SCP-5004-B. Make sure SCP-5004-B doesn't do anything too politically crazy. SCP-5004-A will be completely Neutralized by the end of -B's first term.

Laconic Description: SCP-5004-A is a demon summoned by Charles Hughes during the 1916 US Presidential election to help Hughes win. After Hughes lost, the demon became hostile towards the US but was forced into a 100-year sleep underneath the Capitol Building.

SCP-5004-B is President Donald Trump who is a reality sink. This causes any anomalies near him to gradually weaken and then vanish.

The SCP Foundation discovers -A and realizes it has been absorbing energy from the chaos of Washington DC, and is about to wake up just in time for the 2016 election. The only way to discreetly Neutralize it is to have Trump in constant proximity to it, so they have him elected President. Many shenanigans and addenda later, Ruth Bater Ginsberg, (who, like many other politicians, is actual a wizard) defeats -A and forces it back under the Capitol Building in a weakened state.

Additional Context: Tiffany Trump is also killed but the Foundation finds a body double and figures no one will notice since nobody knows what she looks like anyway. Dr. Bright also discovers that "covfefe" really means "[DATA EXPUNGED]."

SCP-5004 was an entry in the SCP-5000 Contest. Interestingly, it was attacked in a downvote raid during the voting period of the Contest, but managed to land in 11th place overall by the end.

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