Item #: SCP-4946

Laconic Containment Procedures: The Foundation preemptively reports the number of dysentery deaths from 06/06/2025 onwards as one step higher in the Fibonacci sequence for each day since 06/06/2025.

Laconic Description: A statistical anomaly where compiled medical reports report a total number of deaths by dysentery by day as being incremental steps in the Fibonacci sequence, regardless of the number of actual deaths.

The anomaly is Thaumiel, as the Foundation exploits it by reporting the exact number in the sequence, and challenges independent agencies to report further deaths. Therefore, because any deaths would result in a sum of reported dysentery deaths higher than the sequence number, nobody can die of dysentery.

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