Item #: SCP-4794

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-4794 is kept in a secure vault at Site-15. Dylan Lane is contained within a human containment cell and equipped with a shock collar.

Laconic Description: SCP-4794 is a desktop computer made from alien components connected to Dylan Lane, host of the gameshow Chain Reaction, who is actually a shapeshifting alien. Playing the only video on SCP-4794 causes Dylan Lane to salute.

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