Item #: SCP-4703

Object Class: Truculent (Item is unpredictable and containment must be adapted to an ever-changing set of circumstances)

Laconic Containment Procedures: The foundation has established a rival convenience store called Super Competitive Products to draw away customers.

Laconic Description: SCP-4703 is a convenience store named "Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This". SCP-4703 has the anomalous property of being completely legal in all scenarios, despite selling several deadly products.

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