Item #: SCP-4585

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-4585 must be stored in soundproof containment cell.

Laconic Description: SCP-4585 is a hamburger that can speak german very loudly and claims to be the Duchy of Hamburg. SCP-4585 can also summon bodyguards that throw fries at people who insult them.

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