SCP-4475
Item #: SCP-4475
Object Class: Keter
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-4475 is to be studied as part of Project GALAXIAS, which is specifically tasked with the understanding of bovine anomalies.
Laconic Description: SCP-4475 is a deific cow that orbits around a supermassive gravitational anomaly. A person can teleport into the cosmic udder of SCP-4475 by performing a ritual involving the lubrication of a cow's rear.
Additional Context: SCP-4475 is worshipped by a branch of the Church of the Second Hytoph known as the Fifth Church of Hytooth.
SCP-4475 is a part of the Ad Astra Per Aspera canon.
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