Item#: SCP-445
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedure: Access and testing is restricted to Level 2 or higher personnel. Testing must be done with two guards nearby. Any deviation from the testing results with the test being canceled immediately and the perpetrator is to be reprimanded.
Laconic Description: SCP-445 is made up of three stacks of paper created by Dr. Wondertainment. When folded the paper takes on the properties of what it was folded int. For example, folding into a crane will cause the paper to become animate and fly around like SCP-368, folding into a ball causes it to explode like a grenade and when folded into a paper boat, the boat is self-propelling to a high speed or when worn as a hat, observers not the wearer to be "sexy".