Item #: SCP-4220
Object Class: Euclid
Laconic Containment Procedures: Don't let people know the Moon is hollow. The entrance to SCP-4220-1 has been collapsed and is no longer accessible.
Laconic Description: SCP-4220 is the Moon, which is actually hollow. SCP-4220-1 is an underground, silo-like structure on the Moon built by the Department of Abnormalities. SCP-4220-2 is the far side of the Moon. Thanks to America and the USSR using too much sex magic during the Space Race, it now has the face of a Mr. Alistair Crowley covering the entire half of the Moon. Sometimes he looks like he's orgasming.
Additional Context: SCP-4220 was an entry in the SCP-4000 Contest, where it won 29th place.