Item #: SCP-4097

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Don't let civilians near it and don't use it.

Laconic Description: SCP-4097 is a huge cannon that fires ammo up to 8000 km away. Discovered with various types of ammunition, each producing its own anomalous effect when fired, including:

  • Emission of sentient, angry dust
  • Destruction of buildings made of metal, not harming living things
  • Deletion of memories of actually firing the cannon
  • Creation of fire that can't be extinguished
  • Temporary micro-gravity in affected area
  • Shift things around it between different dimensions

Additional Context: The article's nickname, "Louder Than God's Revolver And Twice As Anomalous" is likely a reference to the My Chemical Romance song "Louder Than God's Revolver And Twice As Shiny."

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