Item #: SCP-4000-J

Laconic Containment Procedures: Dr. Mack is currently designated to 4000-J. Descriptions must adhere to Eshu Protocol.

Laconic Description: SCP-4000-J is essentially SCP-4000 with a much, much stricter Eshu Protocol.

Joke: Due to the Eshu Protocol being so strict, practically anything Dr. Mack does is denied per protocol 4000-Eshu, eventually bringing him past the point of insanity.

Additional Context: The actual SCP-4000 is an extradimensional area that deals with extreme nomenclature-related hazards, which can be prevented with protocol 4000-Eshu. The actual protocol is relatively strict, which 4000-J parodies with a much stricter protocol.

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