Item #: SCP-3998

Laconic Containment Procedures: Keep it in an airless, fireproof box so it can't ignite. Make sure that D-class at the site have been convicted of murder or domestic abuse.

Laconic Description: Human remains from the 17th century without legs that was turned into a scarecrow. Constantly produces flammable liquid and will try to ignite between 11pm and 4am every day. If it ignites, the nearest person to have killed or abused a romantic partner will also ignite and most likely die.

Additional Context: Written for the SCP-3000 contest.

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