SCP-3896

Item #: SCP-3896

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: All entrances to SCP-3896 have been disguised as construction work. All advertising for SCP-3896 are to be censored.

Laconic Description: SCP-3896 is a diner named "Big Gordo's Grub Shack". The food there is composed of the flesh of a strange entity, the titular Big Gordo, and a behavioural field has been set up so that nobody finds it at all wrong.