SCP-3771
Item #: SCP-3771
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-3771 should be guarded and monitored, and civilians prevented from entering. Foundation personnel must not order food they know to be lethal.
Laconic Description: SCP-3771 is a restaurant that serves Hawaiian-themed fast food that transforms into healthier food after being eaten. Some of the results of these transformations (such as a whole pineapple transformed from a burger) kill the person eating them.
Additional Context: The owner of the restaurant, when interviewed, claims a benevolent desire to improve public health.
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