SCP-3700

Item #: SCP-3700

Object Class: Hiemal (Item is a system of two or more distinct but related anomalies that keep each other under control)

Laconic Containment Procedures: Naval Task Force Delta-7 "Northern Storm" is to patrol the SCP-3700 area. If things go wrong, kill them both with "Protocol Winter Maelstrom" and "Protocol Tumult".

Laconic Description: SCP-3700 is an area of the Faroe, Okney, and Shetland Archipelagos inhabited by two giant monsters, a lobster and a pelican eel, that fight on every equinox. Which of the SCP-3700 wins this fight determines the weather in this area until the next equinox.