SCP-3622

Item #: SCP-3622

Object Class: Keter

Laconic Containment Procedures: People effected by SCP-3622 are to be arrested on charges of corporate sabotage.

Laconic Description: SCP-3622 is a memetic hazard that affects people who create and maintain programs using Agile software development methods. They will begin to insert delays into their systems until they create a complete standstil. Soon after this happens, an "efficiency consultant" will appear and spread the anomaly further.