Item #: SCP-3494

Laconic Containment Procedures: Put instances in locker. Monitor television in Newark for ads for it. Give amnestics to people with knowledge of it. People who have taken it are held in Site-40 waste management center.

Laconic Description: Anomalous drugs called "Superlax by dado". Source of advertisements unknown. If you are not constipated and you take the drug, you are unaffected. If you are constipated and you take the drug, a never-ending amount of poo will rush from your anus and it will never stop, there is no known way to stop it either.

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