SCP-3494

Item #: SCP-3494

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Put instances in locker. Monitor television in Newark for ads for it. Give amnestics to people with knowledge of it. People who have taken it are held in Site-40 waste management center.

Laconic Description: SCP-3494 is a drug called "Superlax by dado". If you are not constipated and you take the drug, you are unaffected. If you are constipated and you take the drug, a never-ending amount of poo will rush from your anus and it will never stop, there is no known way to stop it either.