Laconic Containment Procedures: Keep it in a usual containment locker and don't drink any.

Laconic Description: Several cans of energy drinks by the mysterious "dado." There are 3 kinds, with fire, radioactivity symbol, and a moving ball drawn on each variety respectively. If you drink the fire one your body burns up, if the radioactive one you die from radiation poisoning, if the moving ball one you fly upward at 11 km/s and die from the G-force.

Additional Context: Another product created by "dado," other products include Dado Viagra, Dado Laxatives, and Dado Banana Pills.

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