Item #: SCP-3008

Laconic Containment Procedures: Block off all roads into the parking lot of SCP-3008. Monitor said SCP and allow no one to enter. If anyone exits SCP-3008, detain them for questioning. Then give them amnesics and provide a cover story if necessary.

Laconic Description: Its an IKEA that is seemingly infinite. It has a day a night cycle, with the lights inside the store acting as light during the "day" and being off at "night". There are also a number of humans trapped within the store prior to the Foundation's arrival. They have setup a sort of rudimentary civilization within SCP-3008-1.

SCP-3008-1 is the giant IKEA inside. The only way to enter SCP-3008-1 is by the store entrance, breaking down any walls visible on the outside simply show a non-anomalous IKEA section that would typically be situated in such a store. After passing out of view from the main-entrance, you will teleport to SCP-3008-1. The only exits that are located within the store are hard to find due to their position constantly changing and the SCP's sheer size.

SCP-3008-2 are the creatures that naturally dwell within SCP-3008-1. While resembling humans, they have oddly sized body proportions and lack facial features. They are passive during the "day" and hostile during the "night"

14 people have exited the building since initial containment.

Incident 3008-1 This is setup into two parts, the foundation's report, and the diary of the man who exited the building.

The report states that on a certain date at 12:37 AM a man escaped the building before being killed by an instance of SCP-3008-2. The instance was shortly killed afterward. The article states there is an autopsy report on the instance but as of 6/19/2017 there is none. The diary states the events the man sees within the IKEA prior to his escape and eventual demise. It is mostly just a retelling of the information already present but some interesting points are the drones sent in by the foundation that are spotted. The memory gaps that people have, such as not knowing that the Statue of Liberty exists. And finally SCP-3008-2 will attack more often if there is a dead instance of SCP-3008-2 within the vicinity.

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