SCP-2999

Item #: SCP-2999

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2999-A is installed on a computer placed on a desk in a secure cell. SCP-2999-B is kept in a separate cell and fed yarrow daily.

Laconic Description: SCP-2999-A is a sentient text file created by Prometheus Labs that can take complete control over any computer it is installed on, and customizes everything from the operating system to the desktop background.

SCP-2999-B is a sentient taxidermied cat skeleton with extreme durability. Created by SCP-2999-A.

Additional Context: SCP-2999 is a part of the Pitch Haven canon. SCP-2999 was an entry in the SCP-2000 Contest, where it won 13th place.