Item #: SCP-2999

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2999-A is installed on a computer placed on a desk in a secure cell. SCP-2999-B is kept in a separate cell and fed yarrow daily.

Laconic Description: SCP-2999-A is a sentient text file that can take complete control over any computer it is installed on, and customizes everything from the operating system to the desktop background.

SCP-2999-B is a sentient taxidermied cat skeleton with extreme durability. Created by SCP-2999-A.

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