SCP-294

Item #: SCP-294

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: It is kept in a break room. Personnel are allowed to use to. It must be guarded by two armed guards.

Laconic Description: SCP-294 is a coffee vending machine that can dispense anything in liquid form. Notable examples of drinks produced by it include the blood of Christ, a Foundation agent due to a request being taken literal, and "The Perfect Drink" which lead the drinker to commit suicide.