Item #: SCP-2708
Object Class: Euclid
Laconic Containment Procedures: People effected by SCP-2708 should be immediately amnesticised. Knowing about SCP-2708 increases the likelihood of being effected by it, so hide it somewhere nobody would look.
Laconic Description: SCP-2708 is a phenomenon only effecting people who know science about cognitohazards that causes them to hallucinate that they are interacting with a fictitious sexual partner they believe to be real. It can spread itself through text created by an infected person, but this isn’t the only vector.
Additional Context: SCP-2708 is hidden behind a tale known as "Baby's First Guide to Euclid-Class Anomalies" & Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████