SCP-2703

Item #: SCP-2703

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: Three taskforces have been created to track down instances of SCP-2703.

Laconic Description: SCP-2703 is a series of ads and phone numbers found on newspapers, websites, and bathroom stalls that, when called, summon an entity that takes them to do pleasurable recreational activities.