SCP-2670

Item #: SCP-2670

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: Agents are to guard SCP-2670. When communicating with ambassadors from Xandromius, the foundation is to pretend that Earth's environment and civilisation is better than it actually is.

Laconic Description: SCP-2670 is a rickety wooden bridge that certain entities from the fascist planet Xandromius can use to travel to Earth. Xandromius has sent two ambassadors, a humanoid named Jeremiah Bartimeus Branderson and a warrior robot named Kill-Gore Mastiff.

The evolution of the planet Xandromius was kickstarted by their version of SCP-962, and they have used it to study humanity and model their culture upon it.