Item #: SCP-263
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-263 is to be stored in a normal container. Fire-resistant rooms must be used for testing. During testing, the subject can obtain any information needed but killed immediately after the test. All information resulting from the tests are to be censored appropriately.
Laconic Description: SCP-263 is a television that shows a 1960s game show called "CASH OR ASH?". The man hosting the show asks the person watching the television to answer very specific questions related to the surrounding area. If they answer incorrectly, out of the time limit or cheat, they combust. If they answer 3 questions correctly, they receive random prizes that are worth a lot of money.