Item #: SCP-2612
Laconic Containment Procedures: While the object used to necessitate a good deal of protection, its current form is two statues, putting them in different boxes is enough.
Laconic Description: SCP-2612 was formerly the seat of being in the universe. Its continued existence was what kept existence going on, and the carrying of the LOAD was how this was accomplished. Realizing that the entity had some degree of awareness, Director Garcia reasoned that, since the object was the seat and propagation of all concept of BEING, that he could fashion the entity into something much more dealable for the Foundation and itself by convincing it that it was something else. Since it is the concept of being, it made itself the two statues, and in fact, it had always been them.