Item #: SCP-258

Laconic Containment Procedures: Kept in secure storage. Its vault must be cleaned weekly.

Laconic Description: A bouncing playground rider that constantly excretes a white substance from its eyes. When someone rides it, it "weeps" harder. Riding it can become addictive; its effect becomes stronger in subjects that are mentally unstable.

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